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The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.
If you really need to know what it's like to be drunk, just drink a glass of water of water and ask it.
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When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming:
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"
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Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.
1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986.
2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.
3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.
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What a person experiences after consuming a large amount of alcohol, symptoms include:
Lack of Balance and Inhibtion
Finding everything funny
A feelng of complete relaxation
Frequently urinating
Falling asleep anywhere
Wanting to eat things that are F*%king delicious.
Shamlessly coming onto any girl around you.
A good example of being drunked is
NIALL BRADLEY
When "drunked" Niall demonstrates all these symptoms and at the maximum level wheras others may only demonstrate a few.
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To be awesome; awe inspiring; kick ass
Lee is drunk, and he has never been more fascinating.
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When something is so messed up that you have no other word to use.
"Yo, your mom only gave you 5 bucks for the movie, that so drunk."