Handjob Higgins

A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.

"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."

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milky higgins

When a person attempts to drink a gallon of a milk in 1/2 an hour the result is a milky higgins. The person usually starts out the gallon of milk with very high hopes of winning money. This feeling continues until 1/2 the gallon in gone. After this point the person starts to sweat, and eventually vomits.

Bob let loose a milky higgins all over his desk at work. It was hilarious.

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Tom Higgins

A quit queer young lad who feels he is great but can’t tell anyone because he will cry like a little baby if they don’t agree. His parents spoil him as they are posh parents with a lot of money

Hey Tom Higgins would you like a new phone.

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Mr. Higgins

The most awesome person to exist.

That's the coolest person ever! Oh, that's Mr. Higgins.

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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.

Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?

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jordan higgins

lover of justin bieber, mediocre at running,half ass dick

Jordan Higgins is a avid listener of justin bieber and is very mediocre at running and not so good at having sex more room to improve

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.

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