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Step 1: Say you worship the devil or are the devil.
Step 2: Those cowards will run away screaming.
*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
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anything that scares away the opposite sex
why are you wearing a scarf, thats opposite sex repellent!
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A chemical used to repel those that are easily offended, banish all weird European films, and replace them with epic bacon and tires.
Snowflake: T R I G G E R E D
Me: Time to get the Special Snowflake Repellent out
a man who has not, will not get any bitches on his dick
antonym: pimp
human 1: why cant i get any bitches
human 2: it seems you are to be human female repellant
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Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.
I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.
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A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.
Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
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A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.
Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.
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