The process of being/acting retarded to a magnitude of 10.
That bitch goes around retarding all the damn time!
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the state or condition of being dropped on your head.
that asshole got dropped on his fucking head. he has retardism
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going back to a German restaurant the day after you recover from symptoms of food poisoning said German restaurant gave you.
Leo is retarded. He is going back for more punishment.
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Someone who takes the Urban Dictionary this seriously:
retard
v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
by XXXXXX Jan 11, 2006
"Did you see that retarded definition by that retard on Urban Dictionary?
"I did. What's up with that retard?"
"Probably a retarded virgin who thought this was Webster's"
"Retard. Can you believe anyone voted that definition up?"
"I know, what a bunch of retards."
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People are retardable and become retarded if given excessive electro-shock therapy.
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a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded
What's my name?
Man, that's a retardical question...
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