Santa

An elderly pedophile who uses Christmas to get close to children .

That Santa is a pedophile!

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Santa

Santa is the sexiest thing the earth has, thats why all the children stay up all night to have one glanceat him, well guess what kids.STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SANTI LITTLE BITCHES,BOOTY CLAUS IS GETTING ME A NEW BOOTY FOR CHRISTMAS SO STAY THE FUCK AWAY.I only get to play on his beard that is pretty much a playground once a year.

*you wait impatiently for BootyClaus to come down the chimney
*Santa comes down the chimney with a sexy sounding thump
You:Hey Santi where is my new boots huh?
Santa:Right here child

*You are writing a letter to santa,
Letter:Hey santa,I have been naughty this year and i hope to be even more naughty when you come down my chimney next month.

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santa

a fatass who forces elfes into labor , sneaks to your house, calls girls hoes and smokes weed

kid: OMG SANTA GIVE ME A PS5
santa: hoe hoe hoe marry christmas
kid: OMG ARE YOU THE REAL SANTA?
santa: *pulls out silenced USP* yes i am *shoots*
santa: *puts kids corpse in a shredder*
santa: nobody will find out *starts smoking weed*

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The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

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Santa

An old, fat guy who likes little kids sitting on his lap.

Santa is a pedofile....

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santa

Santa is Satan.It's not just the spelling either.Do a little research.Sheesh.

Satan sucks the big one.

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Santa

Santa really exists.He's a demon/Satan.
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He is real.He is Satan.
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An actual manifestation of Satan.
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Has a pseudo-real history that blurs the lines between reality and fiction.Owned black moors as slaves.
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Santa is just but one actual manifestation of Satan.Another is Captain Planet.Yet another is the Arthurian legends which also blur the lines of reality and fiction.For a full physical manifestation see Hitler,Stalin,The Manson Family,Jeffrey Dahmer and the like.Oh yes,Santa is quite real kiddies.And he's a real pain in the ass!

Santa is but one manifestation of Satan in the form of anti-Christ propaganda.This is just one way in which Satan manifests.
/wherever the lines of reality and fiction are blurred...
Wherever religion,magick,reality,fiction,and government pagan propaganda converge,there Satan is.He is also fond of corrupting the youth as you can see so be very aware of that too.Satan often appears in fictional children's tales to propagandize them and blur the lines between reality and fiction.Isn't culture lovely?

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