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A scally, is without any shadow of a doubt a member of the working class and can astoundling exsist in even the most rural of areas! The common scally (dirtyios scallius bastardous) is between the age of 6 and 20 though in some rare cases this can be extented to 30 years old can usually be spotted in cheap adidas track suit trousers, and nike/burbury imitation sports hats even A scally, is without any shadow of a doubt a member of the working class and can astoundling exsist in even the most rural of areas! The common scally (dirtyios scallius bastardous) is between the age of 6 and 20 though in some rare cases this can be extented to 30 years old can usually be spotted in cheap adidas track suit trousers, and nike/burbury imitation sports hats even though the only thing they run for is to rob elderly women of their pensions! they are also identified by their bart simpson socks being tucked into the tracksuit pants, to aide them in their swift robbery's! Their food consumption aranges from mcdonalds/burger king and kfc...subway if they have recently robbed someone! and they drink only the finest 99p cider and robisons 'special brew' or tennets super!
The female scally (dirtyious stinkius hair combed backious) has a tight combed back hair fag in left hand and a bram in the right (pram develops at the age of around 14)
The scally tribe congregate around shopping centres, food outlets and park benches, they mate for maybe a night after 5 minutes knowing one another and never speak again accept in greating 'oi ya fucking slag!' etc
The common scally should never be approched accept with a rifle and lots of ammunition!
ralf little -royal family's 'anthony'
cilla and chesney - coronation street
anyone who shops often (with stolen money) at JJb, JD sports etc
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i am yet to find a scally girl i find attractive, i bet ya some of them are, but then they hide their beauty by making themselves look like they are going in for a part on Willy Wonka's chocolate factory as an Umpa Lumpa, with their bright orange or dull brown faces. The trackies they wear makes their arses look huge and saggy. As for the lads, with their bald heads making their heads REAL weird looking and odd shaped, also, making their ears look rather large and sticking out... Could you find that attractive? HA, no way.
Oh and of course their knuckles, in their attempt to 'out-scally' the other members in the group (and other people) they will hit random things, even walls, so that their knuckles are injured looking like they have had many fights. but realy, they just look like they have hit many walls, in most cases, this is true.
scally:"look at da scaarrz on me ands im well ard m8"
mosha:oh go punch a wall
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A stupid twat who thinks addidas and kappa are still in fashion, hangs in a group of 10 to 20 looking to kick the shit out of 1 person most likley a rocker becauce there is plenty of them they will act hard and on there own they are pussys.
in a group of 20 'alyll kicc fukk ort ovf you yer mosher'
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A scally are obvious to notice, PANTS TUCKED INTO THEIR SOCKS.
Typical scallies are the ones that often kick-off with anyone just to show their "bravery"
Half of them just get pissedall the time, at least 70% of them.
All alone, scallies are scared and are pussies, you say anything to them when they are alone, they have no words and start shaking.
Scallies are usually grouped up with a maximum of 5 people together, their brands totally suck, Fred Perry, Burberry etc.
If you ever see an ambulance pass by on a nightclub night, it's usually a typical scally kicking the total shit out of someone.
I hope all scallies burn in hell, especially for dissing Kurt Cobain and the rest of our styles.
FUCKING BURN IN HELL ASSHOLES.
Moshers: Hey look, a scally all alone.
Scallies mind: SHIT, I need my gang of thugs.
Moshers: What a wimp he is shitting his pants.
Scally: FUCKIN' MOSHAZ. (Runs off)
(All moshers laugh)
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Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.
"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead
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The female version of a charver (see also CHARVER). In a group, normally one Scally is found per eight charvers.
"your mate's new lass looks like a total scally"
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