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Selfish Wanker

1) A person who is selfish and behaves like an idiot

2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.

Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.

by MagickDio September 4, 2010

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selfish cunt

a British based Art-Punk band, the group was originally led by 2 members, the rather androgynous lead singer Martin Tomlinson, and guitarist Patrick Constable but the group has now has a Bassist and Drummer. The group are known for rather offensive song titles and lyrics, and shouldn't be really taken seriously.

Some Of Selfish Cunt's songs worth finding
Fuck The Poor
Britain Is Shit
My Prerogative

by KDB November 11, 2006

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selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)

rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can

by theamazingyuu March 24, 2010

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selfish sexual

It doesn't matter the race, creed, orientation, or gender of the other person, as long as I get off.

Nick's such a selfish sexual, he didn't know the guys name this morning, or the girls name last night.

by Hotsouce November 10, 2018


selfish man

Bryan E. Velez,

A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser

Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..

Me, prove it to me ...

Him, I cant wrong timing baby,

Me, You are one selfish man

by The new girl =) January 17, 2014

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Selfish Cunt

Greedy female who takes more than she needs

She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am

by 702Karma666 April 7, 2020

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Selfish Gene

The concept that genes are the primary drivers of evolutionary processes, and they are "selfish" in the sense that their main goal is to replicate themselves. This idea emphasizes that genes are the units of natural selection and that organisms, including humans, are essentially vehicles or survival machines that exist to ensure the replication of their genes.

The Selfish Gene can also relate to Dawkinian memes as while genes are units of biological information that are passed from one generation to the next, memes are units of cultural information that are transmitted through human culture and society. Memes can be ideas, behaviors, languages, fashion trends, and more.

"Have you ever read Richard Dawkins book The Selfish Gene?"

by Memeologyolgyolygist October 17, 2023