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The crappiest room on a given hotel floor, generally reserved for people who booked through Priceline and other discount hotel booking sites. Named for Priceline spokesman William Shatner.
We got the Shatner suite. Right by the elevator and ice machine.
Distinguishes between films made for a theatrical experience and movies made for television by assessing the performance of the actors in a non-qualitative but descriptive manner. Originates from the distinctive acting style of the inimitable William Shatner. The Shatner Effect occurs when it is obvious a work of entertainment is made for television based upon the delivery of the actors.
You: "How can you tell this movie was made for TV?"
Me: "Note that actor's dramatic gesticulations. Observe the overly tremulous voice. Check out the zipper on that alien costume. The Shatner Effect, totally."
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A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.
Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.
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A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.
Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?
She was born with Shatner's Disease.
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A person who times his use of the restroom when the meal's bill arrives at the table, thereby removing himself from either having to pay or having to orgainize the bill. AKA Bill Shatner, Bill Shatter, Bill Shits
When the check arrived, John pulled the William Shatner and headed off to the bathroom in hopes he wouldn't have to chip in.
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The height of unnecessary ridiculous; the proverbial cherry on top of the Unnecessary Cake.
This comes from William Shatner's famous Spoken Word version of Elton John's "Rocket Man", where he performs the song as three different Shatner personalities, the last of which is the "Party Shatner".
Did you see that episode of "To Catch a Predator" where they had a cop in full-body tree camoflage jump out of the bushes and tackle one of the pedophiles as he walked away? That cop was the Party Shatner.
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see: Sell Out
Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.
William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail
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