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when your voice doesnt crack, it explodes
dayyum, that aint no voice crack. it is a fukkin voice shatter
when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant
shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom
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So much for your promises
They died the day you let me go
Caught up in a web of lies
But it was just too late to know
I thought it was you
Who would stand by my side
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You said you'd die for me
Woke up to reality
And found the future not so bright
I dreamt the impossible
That maybe things could work out right
I thought it was you
Who would do me no wrong
But now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
From this empty heart
I thought it was you
Who said they'd die for love
And now you've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
You've given me, given me
Nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams
Feel like I could run away, run away
From this empty heart
Oh, no, no, no
You said you'd die for me
Oh, for
Die for me
So much for your promises
So much for your promises
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Famed for their low levels of intellect a shattered hill is one of the higher ranking members of N.Ireland's "Douchebag Patrol" famous for their fairly large yet unimpressive breasts which they routinley use to gain spaces on sofas and or beds tricking unsuspecting males into believing that they will "get them out."
It is also beleived that a shattered doesn't beleive in gravity.
Shattered Hill: Let me sit down.
Lad: Get your tits out first.
Shattered: *giggles*
God of all Gods: If you got that mediocre excuse for a wrack out I wouldn't even get a semi...
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resistant to shattering,
I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant
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1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.
That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!
The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.
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to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"
aka being polish
phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it
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