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Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.
"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993
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Some one (male or female) who sleeps or flirts with the opposite sex in order to recieve discounts (or freebies) on rare or excluisive sneakers.
Dashmatticks:yo amwsneakerhead, i'm gonna kick it to that rich girl in your neighborhood, i hear she doesnt have a credit limit.
amwsneakerhead: oh fashow thats what i heard to, be careful though, she gets attached.
Dashmatticks: damn yo i know, being a sneaker whore aint easy no mo'!
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(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.
A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.
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To surprise another.
Origin: During mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. The sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.
He came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! I almost jumped out of my skin!
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When a male takes off his sneakers, so the female can put them on during sexual relations.
I WANNA FUCK U WITH THOSE SNEAKERS ON! LETS HAVE SNEAKER SEX!
Is it just me or do air maxes make you horny during sneaker sex to?
Perhaps im just gay and thats why i want to see you in my sneakers during sneaker sex?
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Another term for knee pads. Used in Hollywood for performing fellatio on producers and directors.
Person A, “How do you get promoted at this company?”
Person B, “Put on your Hollywood sneakers and talk to the boss!”
A sneaker bitch is a girl that wears shoes including but not limited to; Air Force 1’s, Converse, Vans, or slides; to an inappropriate event such as a bar, fashion event, a club, or a formal event.
Common misconception; sneakers are totally fine in casual settings like school, work, exercise, or running errands - these are completely appropriate occasions.
That sneaker bitch’s outfit could be so hot but she paired a bodycon leopard dress with Air Force 1’s.
This club is full of sneaker bitches, you know they are underage if they aren’t wearing heels.