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An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity
LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova
"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."
I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)
He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.
A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.
"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"
An older man who supports a younger guy but at a less-than-affluent fashion.
Liberace was a sugar daddy but my broke-ass husband is a Splenda Daddy.
Not as old or as rich as a Sugar Daddy and willing to take ugly or fat chicks
I got me a Splenda-Daddy, no more paying for Netflix for me!