hanger string

the plastic strings that you use to hold a piece of clothing on a hanger

Tuck your hanger strings into your shirt, or else.

Cut the strings

Refers to the strings of a puppet. Cutting the strings means that you are being "real" and not fantasizing or dreaming about something. Being a puppet means that you are not responsible, not a man, always dreaming about unrealistic things. Cutting the strings means you stop and think rationally about something.

Me: "what if we made our own shoe brand and moved to California selling the best shoes ever!"
Bro: "dude, cut the strings, you know that ain't never gonna happen"

Bob String

The string of skin attached to the head of the penis from the foreskin

Man, she rode me so hard it tore my bob string! FUCK!

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string quartet

A good violinist, a bad violinist, a failed violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.

In other words: 2 violins, 1 viola, 1 cello.

Our string quartet met for rehearsal today, but all we did was argue about the tempo.

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v-string

similar to a g-string, victorias secret named there g-strings this.

also the fabric portion which covers up the front and rear is shaped as a V, while there are still strings on each side, joining the front to back

Victoria's Secret's V-String are my favorite because they are comfortable and look sexy

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String Bass

A large string instrument which plays very low tones and is, colloquially put, a bitch to carry around. The bass players have one of the hardest jobs in an orchestra, because they must keep a steady beat (to prevent the violins from speeding up or slowing down), but they must also change their tempo if the violins ignore their beat. The strings are usually tuned E, A, D, and G, in ascending order.

Sam: "Do I get to park in a handicapped parking spot because I have to carry a bass around?"

David: "No."

Sam: "Well, I should."

David: "Yeah. It's hard work, but playing string bass is awesome."

Sam: "Indeed."

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banjo string

the frenulum: the fine length of skin on the underside of the penis linking the fireman's helmet to the foreskin and main shaft, sensitive but also vulnerable during particularly rough sex

she wanted it rough and i didn't have any lube; my banjo string ripped and i'm in agony this morning

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