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When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!
Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.
Annoyed listener: Cool...
Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.
Annoyed listener: Interesting
Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.
Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.
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Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).
Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?
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"beach" a word fobs try saying but end up saying "bitch"
mom:HEY! guess what?
co-worker:What?
mom: I live near the beach!
co-worker:ohh uhh yeah me too!
mom: its nice to live near a beach because its fun to swim in!
co-worker: what the hell?
mom:uhh...would you like to live near a beach?
co-worker: HELLLLL NAWWW!!!
mom:WELL YOU GO TO HELL!!
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When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.
Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!
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When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!
"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"
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The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
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