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Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
Coronativity
A regular nativity celebrating the birth of Jesus but safely practicing social distancing.
Sorry 3rd wise king, you're not allowed in our Coronativity due to the social gathering limit of 2 people.
A dead homeless person in a body bag with their belongings neatly collected, but no one else around. Usually the result of the police or the fire department having wrapped up their work, but before the coroner has come to collect the body.
I was walking home from work and ran across a coroner drop under the highway. It was really depressing.
For when you can’t fucking spell Corona correctly
Adam: Bruh I’m so fucking Caronely.
Brian: Are you fucking dumb? I thought you could spell Corona right, considering it’s been running rampant for well over a year now.
Adam: Yes, I see. I apologize and see the error of my ways. It is Coronely, and I see that now.
When Lockdown 3.0 is announced 2 days before Valentines Day.
Person 1: "Dan Andrews didn't want to take HIS wife out on Valentines Day, so he called Lockdown 3.0 for the whole state as a backstory"
Person 2: "What a douchéburg, my missus is going to be totally pissed. Guess we ALL going to be Coronely this year mate"
Coronism®™© You’re Coronist, a believer to this ideology blurring communism and faschism. Far left
from US law.
Something spreading physically, emotionally, economically and digitally at an epic and unprecedented rate.
Damn, the run on toilet paper is GOING CORONAL!