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Peter-IM goign to go soon.
Ginger-No i need someone to come and suck my dock!
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When a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina, but does not thrust. Commonly used by mormons and other celibate religious youth to avoid "going all the way."
Joseph and Emma aren't having sex, they're just docking.
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When a circumsized man puts his foreskin over an uncirumsised dudes dick. Like when spaceships dock.
"hey Sam, lets start docking like they do in starwars"
"sorry eddie, we're both not cicumsised."
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The art of sticking any object down a mans jap-eye (urethera).
"will inserted a biro pen into his one eyed milkman for sexual plesure a cracking docking session"
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1. place partner on their shoulders, preferably with some back support. your partner's ass should be in the air.
2. open your partner's asshole - or better yet, have them open it for you - as wide as possible. this is best accomplished if your partner's asshole has been previously penetrated by some fleshy or non-organic cylindrical solid substance at a prior, yet closely proximital, time.
3. straddle your partner's gaping asshole and poop directly into their butt. once again, this is best accomplished if your feces has some sort of substance to it, e.g. "log" form.
4. enjoy your docking moment like a big poopy Skylab.
(this may take some practice, as the sphincter muscle may tend to constrict naturally in these cases, especially from the docker. if the dockee has previously stretched their butthole, this isn't quite as much of a problem as one would believe.)
"It's the third date and we've discussed moving our relationship to the next level. Let's get better connected by Docking tonight. Mind grabbing that towel?"
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The act of having sex for a man with a woman. The comparison is coming from the "dock" in portable MP3 players such as ipod and ipads.
Yes, i saw my girl last night, and we were docking all night long, i'm exhausted now
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The act of taking a water going vessel (wessel in Star Trek speak) and connecting it to dock; ie, docking the vessel to a place of moreage.
I took my large dingy and backed that sucker deep into John's moreage. He was too kind to allow me to dock at graciously at private, reserved spot. It was a day for docking, let me tell you!
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