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Diving to the ground and pretending the most serious of injury after being nudged. Often seen during futbol matches. This can also be done in other situations in order to benefit from the slightest bit of injury.
John was world cupping the shit out of that paper cut at work today. He got to leave work early to go to the emergency room but we all know he just wanted to get an early start on Friday Happy Hour at the pub.
a international rugby union competition which takes place every 4 years between some of the worlds best rugby union teams. the most notable teams are south africa and new zealand who have both won the competition 3 times with south africa winning the tournament against england 32-12 in japan
what are your plans today mate
watching the rugby world cup with the lads
whos playing
south africa and new zealand mate, big one this
During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
A stolen trophy that Pessi and Argentina stoled in the daytime! The 2022 World Cup was rigged asf!
Did the Rigged World Cup fell off? Yes
A world cup girl is a female that claims she watches and loves football only when it’s during the world cup, then goes back to her daily life post world cup. Then the cycle repeats.
“I love Neymar Jr, he’s the best football player ever!”
“Um, I swear this is the first football match you’ve seen?”
“No! I watch football all the time.”
“Really? What club does he play for then? What’s his son’s name? Explain what an off-side goal is?”
“…”
“Exactly, you’re such a world cup girl.”
a piece of shit tournament that shouldn't even have ever been allowed to be created.
I LOVE YOU GARETH SOUTHGATE
person 1. hey, did you watch the world cup this year?
person 2: yeah, was hoping england would win it for big gaz (gareth southgate).
person 3: same. fuck off croatia mate.
person 4: for the first time i'm happy the french won this, just to stop croatia winning.
World Cup is a competition hosted by FIFA. This competition includes 32 countries from all around the world such as Cameroon, Japan, Uruguay, Croatia, Portugal and many more! This type of World Cup is with Football/Soccer. The World Cup happens every 4 years for the hosters to get ready to prepare for the biggest event ever! The World Cup is viewed by BILLIONS of people, Sometimes the whole world reacts to the event.
Are you ready for the World Cup?
Yes! I am excited for the World Cup.