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Every group of females has a guard trog. The guard trog is the loathsome friend in a group of girls who tries her best to keep her good-looking friends from being approached by guys, no matter how nice or friendly.
The guard trog is unattractive and is constantly on the look out for males approaching her girlfriends. She cock blocks any and every guy who attempts to hit on her friends, because she rarely receives any attention from the opposite sex, and is bitter because of this.
Only the most skilled wingman can maneuver around a guard trog by luring her away from her friends. By distracting the guard trog with food or extra attention, one can then approach the guard trogs friends.
David: "Mike, lets go try talking to those cute girls at the bar."
Mike: "Nah man, don't you see that guard trog staring at us?"
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A Dragon, who by coming in the night (and sometimes by day), uses a tactic reffered to as Burnination. This tactic, burninates the countryside, the peasants, all the people, and their thatch-roofed cottages!
Ex. (From SB Email) And Trog Dor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination.
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An S and a more different S. Plus a beefy arm growing out of the back of his neck for good measure.
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Noun; The Burninator, a dragon. Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people.
Trog Dor was burninating.
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essentially the same thing as dragon breath except trog is used in place of dragon so it can be said in front of the offender. 'Trog' comes from the dragon trogdor from homestarruner.com. 'Trog breath' is to be used in extreme situations of bad breath, we're talking about the kind where a tic-tac would disintegrate before touching the doodie-mouthed offenders tongue.
jason (making announcement to crowd): listen up everyone!
everyone: OH DEAR LORD! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?!
g: suckas got some straight up trog breath
everyone: worrrd
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A dragon
And then Trog Dor Slew the Kerrik, and all was laid for burnination
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Someone who cannot resist food
We went out for a meal and the trog bloater ate everything on the menu