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Devout Donald Trump supporters who believe Trump can do no wrong and try (unsuccessfully) to justify each of Trump's new policies and laws online.
Their activity makes whatever comment or post they are on look very 'loud' thus the name Trumpet.
(Commonly rednecks and military personell from USA)
Look at all these Trumpets trying to say Trump was right to pull out of the Paris Agreement.
A feeble instrument played by people with huge egos that are usually short and or want attention. Somtimes thought of as the loudest instrument, but is actually scientifically proven to be quieter than a trombone, it's just higher, so the human ear picks it up easier. In reality, I, being a trombone player, can outplay the entire woodwind section of my band or about 3 trumpets. However, I don't, because I'm not a self-centered a-hole that things his instrument is awesome.
One trombone player is capable of outplaying(scientifically proven):4 french horns, 40 clarinets, 3 trumpets, 7 tubas.
If low brass stop supporting trumpet players with harmony and backround, the trumpets sound like shit. You people are part of the band too.
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The strangest, most clamourous, most obnoxious of all instruments. They are even more annoying than the Flute. trumpets are annoying and usually played by the most defiant person in the band. Hell, trumpets are so irritating, they don't deserve to have their name capitalize, not even at the begining of a scentence. trumpets should mellow out like they're cousins, Cornets. They are much more beautiful in every way compared to the trumpet. By the way, this is coming from an Alto Saxophonist, not a Cornet player. Unfortunately, they usually get all the solos because they're the loudest. A Saxophone, Clarinet, Oboe, French Horn, or Trombone would sound much better in a solo, instead. Since trumpet players are the main people looking this up, I'll probaly have many disagree with me.
What do a trumpet and lawsuit have in common? Everyone is happy when the case is closed!
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When the male ejaculates, making a wet fart sound out of the hole of the member.
It was hard to whack off at camp because of the Trumpeteer!
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The instrument that makes the player of it think they're better than everyone else.
I play trumpet, i'm better than you.
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The absolute best instrument in the band.
While players range, a high amount of people can play this piece of brass beauty incredibly well.
It is also includes a painful mouthpiece, lots of valve oil, slide grease, and a slightly heavy case.
**Caution: Never attempt a High C (above the staff) in your first year playing**
Believe me, the trumpet is so awesome, no words can exactly explain its awesomeness.
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