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When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.
Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!
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Suburb of northwest Columbus, Ohio. Originally founded as a commercial real estate enterprise. The city of Upper Arlington has distinguished itself with it's ability to house conservative, successful, and wealthy families in the face of overwhelming foreign immigration to the region. Boasting effective leadership, the city has maintained a barrier between successful and non-successful people since 1918.
I want to live in Upper Arlington.
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Contrary to what many think, the "upper class" is not always the richest of the rich, and they are not necessarily conservative.
For example, Bill Gates, despite being one of the richest men on the planet, does not really fit in with the traditional American upper crust. As far as politics, the Boston Brahmins, who are the epitome of "upper class," were liberal.
"Jackie Onassis was upper class but poor." - Paul Johnson, in his book A History of the American People
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A total loser of a guy who a girl chooses and then "fixes up" so that he becomes the ideal boyfriend.
"Have you met Katie's new boyfriend? I think he's kind of a loser. Let's hope he's a fixer-upper."
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The act of defecating into the upper tank of a domestic toilet.
When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.
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Zyn Nicotine Pouches, inserted in the upper gum or bottom gum.
Johnny, Let me pop a Upper Decky real quick buddy.
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A person who always has a better story. If you killed six goats, he or she killed 23. Most of the time they will get angry because you told a story about ONLY killing 6 goats.
Person 1: Wow, this is a nice view. How much land do you own?
Person 2: Umm, I think about 69 acres.
Person 3(One upper): YOU own 69 acres!?!?!?! MY UNCLE OWNS 178!!
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