Vitamin T

Vitamin T simply refers to Tennents lager, in any form. It is a common misconception that vitamin T is only found in Tennents Ice Cold, however it has been scientifically proven that this is simply vitamin T in its purest form. Vitamin T is also found in canned Tennents, ordinary draught Tennents, and even warm Tennents, although in a less active form. Although yet to be proven, it is widely believed among the scientific community that the purest and most active form of vitamin T is in fact found on the floor of the Hive at the GUU at 1.45am on a Friday morning, and it is best absorbed by rolling around in it naked, rather than actually consuming it.

Have you had your RDA of Vitamin T?

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vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

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Vitamin W

Whiskey in it's vitamin form. A sly way to pass of booze as "medicine."

1. Man I sure feel like shit today.
2. Drink this, it's got Vitamin W in it.

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vitamin w

slang for marijuana, or weed.

I'm so stressed out from my hard week at school, man. I totally need some Vitamin W.

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Vitamin U

Vitamin U is an important nutrient found in “Kale-wUt” that is instrumental not only in supporting Khun Suppasit's growth and D-velopment, but it also helps to maintain proper functions, such as immunity, metabolism, and most especially it helps boost Khun Suppasit's STAMINA. 😌

1.) Khun Suppasit needs his daily intake of Vitamin U to ensure that he's always in perfect shape.

2.) Vitamin U is very essential in Khun Suppasit's health that is why kale-wUt should always be present in his daily meal.

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Vitamin Bear

A Vitamin Bear is a person who is very unhealthy, but thinks he is healthy because of his enormous vitamin consumption. The reason bear is chosen is because of the two most usual problems for vitamin bears: Bodyhair problems and problems with size weight. Of course a bear has plenty of both.

Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.

Dane: I just feel better than ever, I got my vitamin C, and my vitamin B and my vitamin A. It all makes my body work perfectly man, and I look great.

Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!

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vitamin sea

To spend time in the ocean to lift one's mood and/or health. (Possibly to surf or play in the water.)

Bro, you're in a bad way; go get some vitamin sea.

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