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To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.
This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.
person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"
person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"
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Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.
Look, there is the mammoth Walter riding his Aprilia again.
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someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
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When you have an alter ego named walter.
"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"
The danger,
The one who knocks.
SKYLER WHITE
Walt, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!
WALTER WHITE
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
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A man who has put up so many answers up in the MATLAB forums some question if it is just one man doing this, or an army of elves under Walter's control. His current answer count is up over 41,000
OP: How do I do this in matlab
Walter Roberson: One line of code
OP: Well damn, that was easy
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