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Another word for PERIOD PAINS.
Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."
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The act of Penetrating a womens vagina so far that it enters the womb, vey unnatural...
First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"
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A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.
Paul: "Dude, Teddy is so good at lax."
Jon: "Yeah, he must have been laxin' in the womb"
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A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.
Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."
Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."
Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."
By A.Hall
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the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.
I'm already 21, If you count womb time
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Slang for: penis, dick or cock!
Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!
Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!
She never bonded, nurtured or loved her son. She provided her womb.
"I gave birth to you." The only sentence she said to her hurting child. Definition of a womb donor.