Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

Cooked

An extremely sexy guy with amazing hair and a rediculously large penis. Definitely not a Virgin since yesterday.

Damn, that guy is Cooked!

Cooked

Cooked; Adjective: A word used to describe severe, ruthless or excessive punishment; Or
it can also be used to describe an individual who is suffering greatly while exercising.

Sam: "Did you see how ISIS cut those peoples' heads off?!"
Buck: "Yea they're Savages. I'm telling you they're gonna get cooked by God when they get to Hell."
Exercise Example:
Sam: "Dude, Jeremy got cooked when we were running up that hill."
Buck: "Yeah cuz that hill is Jerry Rice status. "

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cooking

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

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Cooking

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

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cook

to steal something

"hey man can you cook this for me? it's too sus"

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Cooked

To get slapped REALLY hard.

Or you can cook someone else

Did you see sally? She got cooked

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