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getting raped in the ass by 9 dwarfs
no i dont want to get among us
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A game for fuckin nerds that will play it for 24 hours straight even though there's nothing to achieve from it. Also a dating app for fucking horny 12vies with stupid names like step bro, step sis, daddy, mami, wap, and so on. Its also for weeb ass chicks that think they're so hot in the among us costumes.
Among Us is a good game but it went to shit cuz of all the horny little shits.
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That popular game that the year 7-9 kids in secondary are constantly talking about and making memes about it that first of all it makes me lose my brain cells and second of all they’re less funnier than women
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that there’s this new game taking over Fortnite?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think it’s called Fall Guys.
Fall Guys: *puts on sunglasses* Hahaha yes, I have all the fame!!
Among Us: *comes banging into the room and tackles Fall Guys to the floor* You sure about that bro?
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I was only nine years old. I loved Among us so much; I had all the merchandise and the skins. I played Among us every night before bed. Thanking Among us for hours of entertainment, I been given. "Among us is love," I say, "Among us is life."
My dad hears me and calls me, "A noob." I kenw he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us. I call him, "Sus." He slaps me and sends me to bed. I am crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
I feel a warmth move towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Among us characters. I am so happy. They whisper in my ear, "Are you the imposter?" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for the Among us characters. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Among us characters. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push againist their force. I wamt to please the Among us characters. They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butthole with their love.
My dad walks in. The Among us characters look him straight in the eye and say, "It is all sussed now." The Among us characters leave through my window. Among us is love, Among us is life.
:I play among us.
:kys
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that one trending game that is popular but in reality is very boring
guy 1: why is this Among Us popular?
guy 2: guy 1 sus
everyone but guy 1: votes guy 1
guy 1: skips*
guy 1: b r u h
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When you're playing the popular multiplayer game ''Among Us'' and everyone who is in your vicinity is acting suspicious to varying degrees, possibly including yourself.
Man, really feels like im playing Among Sus over here...
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