Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

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Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

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Beach

When you call someone a bitch, but have Tourette’s, so you already say bitch more than 10 times every *bitch* second

Your *bitch* a beach *nigger* sorry I have Tourette’s

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Beaching

When someone talks about themsleves, bragging about their accomplishments, and everything about them all the damn time!

Wayne: My dad makes $50,000 a year.

Annoyed listener: Cool...

Wayne: I got in an accident once, but my parents weren't even mad at me. In fact, they paid for everything.

Annoyed listener: Interesting

Wayne: I have....lets see....6....7.....8.....I'll just stop there at 8 cars. I have about 8 cars.

Annoyed listener: Dude, that's enough. You're totally beaching right now and I'm sick of it.

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The Beach

A grassy location at the University of Pittsburgh containing many scantily clothed women/men. Usually it used in referance to Schendly Plaza but may also refer to the lawn of the Soilders and Sailors Memorial.

"Lets go to the beach and check out the scenary."

"The beach has a great view of the ocean"

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beached

When a person highly resembles a beached whale in a picture. The chin and neck area is sometimes huge and/or flabby, ruining the entire picture.

Oh, man. I look so beached in that picture. Untag me!

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Beaching

When you wear long pants and it is hot out side and your balls get sweaty and sticky, just like when your out in the sun at the beach!

"God damn it kevin i'm beaching again, i'm going to have to go wipe the sweat off again"

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