Random
Source Code
Random
The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.
Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.
101👍 10👎
A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.
Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?
Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.
Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!
Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.
68👍 6👎
Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
56👍 5👎
The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.
All my faults and fails have been no fret, but a near Calm before the storm
An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.
They have toured with bands like All Time Low,
A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.
Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum
person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?
person 2: No, what are they called?
person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then
person 2: Before I exit what?
person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit
55👍 5👎
The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.
Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.
Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
4428👍 770👎