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Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.
Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!
The Bumhole Bullseye is a game you play where an individual lays face down ass spread and the group takes turns throwing dildos trying to get a bullseye
I wanted to play darts with a hooker but she suggested we play Bumhole Bullseye instead.
Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.
First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.
A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.
DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.
Example 2:
GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something
A gang that Bashes someone’s bumhole
Lol
The bumhole basher gang will come for you
Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person
Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.