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Twat Cigar

A tampon.

My girlfriend got upset when I went to the drugstore and didn't buy her brand of twat cigars.

by melito74 December 28, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cotton cigar

a tampon, usually used and fluffed to maximum capacity

"that girl was so fine i pulled her cotton cigar out wit my teeth"

by joey soups March 11, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar April 10, 2018


Soggy Cigar

When you are doing the female (or male) anally and you get shit on your dick and the anal recipient proceeds to lick or suck on the dick to remove the shit.

Hey man I totally gave Lauren a Soggy Cigar last night!

by Beefdog October 21, 2013


Bondi Cigar

A turd floating in the surf.

I dove into the water narrowly missing a Bondi Cigar.

by BigRob78 December 31, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cigars on ice

Cigars on ice is a phrase used to describe a man taking a cold shower to relieve his boner. Cigar=boner; on ice=cold shower

BeyoncΓ©'s song "Drunk in Love"

Cigars on ice, cigars on ice.

by Sexiichic December 31, 2014

503πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž


meat cigar

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).

she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.

by titus June 16, 2004

44πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž