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1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.
1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***
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A modded client for the game Minecraft, the purpose is to provide a cheating experience, things which are hard to do in vanilla, or impossible.
That guy is using a Minecraft Hacked Client, he’s hacking!
The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.
Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!
I hate my life thanks to the Hypixel Communtity Client.
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a common excuse used by faggots on the internet who are getting their shit pwnd
I'd love to hang around & talk about how shitty my boarding is, but I've g2g make some client calls
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An awesome guy who is smart and has a bigger penis than his ego.
Wow he looks like a real chilly client.
The best horion fork EVER made by the great NRG (who isnt gay) and is awesome.
Surge client shits on realms line no other!