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1.) Ususally underaged girls who want to sleep with the famous comedian, Dane Cook.
2.) Comedian groupies who lust after the comedic genius of one Dane Cook.
3.) Girls who will flash their tits, or their sufi's, for the attention of one of comedy's finest.
4.) Young women who clutch their powerpuff girl pillows at night, listen to his cd, and not understand half his jokes- but still want to fuck him, because he's famous.
5.) 1,000,000 girls on his myspace page that will do anything short of sucking his dick to be featured in his top 10.
6.) COMEDY groupie ho's.
Fucking dane cookers!
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a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.
-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.
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During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.
"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."
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n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."
- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.
- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.
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When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
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while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.
Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace
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Slow cooker is a hard clay like shit that is hanging around in your ass and you strain and only fart around it . In other words it’s sticking around slow cooking into a hard, impossible to pass brisket .
I took so many Percocet I’ve had a slow cooker in the oven for days . All I can do at this point is keep smoking the meats
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