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1. A coyote in a blender
2. More commonly, an oral sex technique in which the perpetrator fills their mouth with exceptionally minty mouthwash, (preferably Listerine depending on budget), before expelling said mouthwash over the penis due to displacement of liquids (because of the penis). The perpetrator then swirls their tongue in a circular motion before gently nibbling the foreskin replicating the distinctive call of a coyote. It is recommended that this takes place outside and with optional debris for authenticity.
Katie Hebblethwaite gives fantastic Swirling coyotes
Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.
"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"
This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.
"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.
Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."
The reason any man would find himself in this predicament is because she was a "2" at 10 and a "10" at 2.
Coyote Ugly is another reason to drink responsibly or this may happen to you too.
Female version of a cougar hunter
Dude1: That girls fine! wtfs she doin talkin to that old dude?
Dude2: Shes a fuckin coyote hunter bro!