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Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.
Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.
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A term generally used in conjunction with a crime committed during the day where many witnesses may be present.
Damn son he just smacked that bitch in broad-ass-daylight!
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Down inna da islands we no haf to play wit we clocks, we on permanent daylight wasting time... Seen
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Also used as hop on dbd.
A slang for extreme masochistic foreplay, usually involving hooks of some kind. Similar to Hop on VHS, but way more extreme.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna hop on dead by daylight again?"
Person 2: "Okay."
Person 2: "But don't be so rough this time, you had me bleeding for 3 days."
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Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.
Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.
Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.
Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.
Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.
Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?
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The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.