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When you must go without your phone (including social medias) for an extended period of time.
dude, my phone broke and i cant get a new one until next week, looks like im on a cyber diet.
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When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.
Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.
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when you eat around the clock becuase a creepy little 12 year old needs to be run through WC.
the wow diet consists of Chiko rolls chips and pizza
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People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
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when you lose a lot of weight due to missing meals, because you play too much call of duty
Guy 1: Dude, have you lost weight?
Guy 2: Yeah, after Black Ops came out, I went back on the COD diet.
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Eating food and enjoying the flavor of it, but spitting it out after the flavor is out or it is no longer chewable.
Although similar to bulimia, it does not involve any vomiting.
You won't get any calories, but it is not guaranteed.
This diet is not recommended to anybody.
Amy: Ugh, I'm on like, a no food diet, but I want to eat pizza so badly!
Krista: Why don't you just do the spit diet?
person with little to no booty
Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet
Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece
Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man
Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet
Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece
Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man
Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake