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Directionism is a religion in which you have an extreme and utter love for ONE DIRECTION, HARRY STYLES, LOUIS TOMMLINSON, NIALL HORAN, LIAM PAYNE and ZAYN MALIK. We pray to the harry prayer candle but don't buy it because we too broke. A directioner's day consists of listening to music and songs of the above named, Thinking One direction, Watching youtube clips of the above named and Praying that they will get back together.
1st dude- Woah dude why won't she date me?
2nd dude- Bro she is a directioner.
1st person- What religion are you?
2nd person- directionism
A word used by Directioners (A.K.A: 9-17 year old teenyboppers) who are so stupid and shallow that they can't appreciate their own fandom and believe that anyone who doesn't obsess and/or stalk the 'band' One Direction isn't a 'real fan'. They often accuse them of pronouncing/spelling people's names wrong, forgetting a line from the odd song or not knowing every detail of the member's lives.
In reality, very, very few of these people exist. Most of them are either already idiotic, psychotic fans or have been driven away by the fanbase's stupidity (thank god).
Fan #1: OMG I LOVE 1D!
Fan #2: OMG ME TOO!!!!11!!!
Fan #1: OMG OMG WHO'S UR FAVE!!!??
Fan #2: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE LEWIS!
Fan #1: OMGZZZZ I WILL CUT YOU DIRECTIONATOR BITCH!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!
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A Girl or sometimes Boy who is Dedicated to One Direction. They live, Breathe, Love One Direction. They bow to the Amzing 5 Sex Gods. They do get emotional, Angry, Happy, and to some cases, Laughs uncontrolably, and for no reason. Most are know as "Directionigga(s)" They are also known to be better than Beliebers.
You can tell that girl is a Directioner because she ran away from a spoon.
Boy:Is that girl calling that pigeon "Kevin"? Girl: Yep, shes definetley a Directioner.
If your threatened by a carrot, shes a Directioner. And you better run.
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A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"
e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator
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Any fan of the British/Irish boy band, One Direction.
Note: that there are very bad/rude people, and then there are decent human beings. Do not think that because you met some bullshit people who call themselves Directioners that every Directioner is like that. I call the bad ones bullshit Directioners. You don't have to, but I'd just thought I'd mention that.
Age range: ~8 - ~25 (based on the youngest and oldest I've met and/or heard of)
Qualities needed to become a Directioner:
● Listen to their music and not hate them
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● That's it.
Qualities not needed to become a Directioner.
● Like every song, worship them
● Know everyone's names, have all the merchandise
● Run a blog about them, have them as your screensaver, etc.
● Literally everything else, and if someone says you're not a Directioner because you haven't done some of these things, they're a bullshit Directioner, and you should ditch them like immediately.
Most of the Directioners I have personally met were nice. Now I have not met a lot of Directioners, so do not take my word for it. I also feel that the Directioners, who do not talk often about One Direction, are nicer. That is not always true, though.
Directioners: I like the band One Direction.
Non-directioner: I don't really like their music
Decent Directioner: Okay, that's fine.
Bullshit Directioner: UGH HOW DO YOU NOT THEY ARE PERFECT AND YOU ARE SO STUPID AND I HATE YOU!!!!!!1!1!1!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!1!!
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the people who have been with One Directioner from the beginning. the ones who know their first song was Torn at the judges house, not WMYB on the radio. The ones who refuse to use spoons and live big red buses. Whenever we see a pigeon we scream KEVIN. the ones who protest with jimmy. the ones that cant wait for thee larry stylnison wedding. the ones who support there gayness with each other. we are the ones who love them for their sexual behavior and actions and not just their looks. the ones who supported the before they appeared on nick and the radio. the ones who worship becky sales for running on stage. the ones who have been in this fandom thorugh the bra throwing , the tapon throwing, ballet dance moves, irish jigs, video diaries and more.
girl: Ive loved one direction since the x factor
girl 2: damn you must be a hard core directioner.
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directioners are a group of clowns who support this one group called one direction wich had to take a “hiatus” and never came back. directioners happen to clown every single day of their life. basically directioners are a circus full of clowns.
“what are the one direction stans called?”
“i think they are called the directioners”
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