Drunk

Fun people that are wasted

-Dude. you were so drunk you picked up a little Mexican girl and said ''WHERES THE FUCKING MAP DORA!"
- You were so drunk last night you put my cat in a pillow case and started singing "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILLOW PET"

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DRUNK

A good feeling.

"Alice was so drunk she ran into walls"

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drunk

The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

If you really need to know what it's like to be drunk, just drink a glass of water of water and ask it.

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Drunk

When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming:
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"

Henri got drunk on wine gums.

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DRUNK

Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.

1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986.

2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.

3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.

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drunked

What a person experiences after consuming a large amount of alcohol, symptoms include:

Lack of Balance and Inhibtion
Finding everything funny
A feelng of complete relaxation
Frequently urinating
Falling asleep anywhere
Wanting to eat things that are F*%king delicious.
Shamlessly coming onto any girl around you.

A good example of being drunked is

NIALL BRADLEY

When "drunked" Niall demonstrates all these symptoms and at the maximum level wheras others may only demonstrate a few.

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drunk

To be awesome; awe inspiring; kick ass

Lee is drunk, and he has never been more fascinating.

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