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A phrase shouted after somebody trys to tell a funny story, but their story is too long, boring, and most of all not funny!
Fitz: One day when I was playing Gears of War with some of my friends, I was trying to shoot somebody when one of them just comes up to me and tried to chainsaw me. I just turned around and shot them in the head, and he was like Nooooo... and I was like Yeah....Take That!!!
Xander: GOOD ONE FITZ!!!!
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Originates from the 1920's but has recently resurfaced. Refers to placing unecessary importance to an unimportant event.
Bob tried to make his 22nd birthday into a Fitz and Miles Carnival. Who cares about his 22nd birthday?
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the act of doin something really stupid or being really stupid. when u wake up the following morning like y did i do that?
'yo last nite i banged my 14 year old step sister... i totally pulled a d boy fitz''
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When subjected to a living situation where a male is surrounded by many unattractive females, thereby lowering his standards over time. Usually occurs in a college dorm where one is forced to live with the same unattractive girls for the entire year.
Dude 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'.
Dude 2: ...are you serious? That honors floor you're living on has gotta be giving you the Fitz Effect.
Darcy fitz is a person that is very skinny, hate-able, black, and eats fruit. He likes to play apex legends on Saturday's, and likes to go to the water park on Sunday's, he has a pretty full schedule.
Darcy Fitz, you are so skinny and i hate you.
Always too busy and working hard. Paul can sometimes be boring.
Wow omg Paul Fitz it’s like talking to a brick wall.
When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku