Coffee

Dirty bean water, addictive drug, stimulant

Australian 1- “Oi, are drinking that dirty bean water again? Whats the bugger called, coffee?”
Australian 2- “Crike mate, sorry. I’ll have a mug of watered down leaves instead.”

Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.

'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'

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coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

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coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

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coffeed

A complete day's nutrition and a complete week's caffeine in one portable IV

I set up my coffeed prior to a long programming session.

After a week of coffeeds I had to go into detox.

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Coffee

Hmmmm

Coffee ?

Tried that last week ..

On the off chance ..

Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..

But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)

This week less options on days ..

A time, a place ?

Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …

My only haunt …

You should know it

Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …

Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..

This optimism will not last… :D

Must of been a good day ..

Coffee ..

You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…

I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..

For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..

The kind of things ..

Like as you get to know someone ..

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Coffee

also known as satanist poop it was invented in 4000bc by a satanist cult in ethopia. also known as poofee cause no one likes fees sp thats an insult and were also calling it poop. don´t drink this satanist potion it is actually made out of human feces.

tyler:kirbo dont drink the evil poofee!
kirbo:thanks for helping me stay gods fav kid. now i wont ever drink the feces of satanists again pulled from the toilests found in the church of satan known as satanist coffee

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