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On a older ladies death bed, her dying wish is to have 5 or more men jerk off into she mouth forcing her to choke on the excess amounts of excrement leading to a lack of oxygen. This leads to her dying breath being completely made of cum.
Cause of death? ; granny gargle
My grandma said she wanted to participate in the granny gargle
When she is giving u a blow job and and chokes on you’re dick and releases the gargle bark sound.
I thought my neighbors were goin to call the cops and submit a noise complaint from all the gargle-bark goin on in my room last night
When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF
When a girl with a hairy lip. Deepthroats your penis.
That chick over there with the hairy lip give me a b******* last night and took it all the way down her throat and she started humming and it sound like a gargling wookie
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Dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a Catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral sex and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn't have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that Chinese place up the street and you didn't want the Body of Christ to taste like nasty garlic chicken.
We only had time for a quick hummer before mass so I just had a righteous gargle when we got to the cathedral.
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(n) The action of having sex while simultaneously gargling mouthwash.
(v) To have sex while gargling mouthwash.
Dude, I totally fuck gargled using Listerine's new flavor last night. It was the best fuck gargle I have ever experienced.
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When you give the woman a cream pie, then they blow a pussy fart but it's a slow leaking pussy fart and the pussy gargles the cum.
After blowing a huge load in my girlfriends cunt, it started pussy gargling my cum.
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