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A ditsy individual like the girls from Coyote Ugly (2000), but finds everything hilarious despite being rather ugly and seeming standoffish. They're usually pretty cool but no one really wants to get to know them. Known to wander the wastes aimlessly. Usually vegan
1.) Dang that himbo is a freak.
2.) Yeah, Hyena Ugly for sure.
The Hyena man is a man in a African village that will take the virginity’s of little girls 10+
To make a chick laugh so hard she pisses herself.
"Hey Gard, your missus had a golden hyena!"
When family members gang up on one member with relentless jokes and teasing
The newest family member was not prepared for the teasing and didn’t appreciate being hyenaed
Jacking Off very loudly in public spaces
See Sal over there he is Killing The Hyena
Someone who instigates a problem or troublesome event, and then quickly leaves or runs off before it can be resolved, leaving other people to handle it. Normally, This is done out of a sense of amusement, usually only to the benefit of the offender.
Named for the song, "Haulass Hyena", By The Cramps.
"Johnny told my girlfriend I was having an affair with one of my coworkers, then ran off laughing before I could say anything!"
"What a Haulass Hyena."
A mother who celebrates Father's Day. Female hyenas have a mock penis, hence the inspiration for the term. Hyena women hoard accolades and parental holidays dedicated to men despite ironically having poor taste in men, which is often why their kids don't have fathers to begin with. Typically applies almost exclusively to African-American single mothers with children born out of wedlock who entertain the idea of being celebrated on Father's Day, but can be used for any other race of woman(even though other women seldom claim a man's accolades when they chose poorly in the first place).
All these hyenas are coming out of the woodwork on Father's Day.