look with your eyes, not with your mouth

a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.

Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"

You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."

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playstation live and put it in your eye

when you watch PlayStation live with a girl and nut in her eye.

hey, babe wanna come over and watch some PlayStation live and put it in your eye?

type garfield with your eyes closed

garfoels

now you try to type garfield with your eyes closed

I should eat your eyes

To say someone they are cute, popular in Shaki ( Azerbaijan ).

oooh you are so cute, i should eat your eyes

pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

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Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said "someday you'll find all who love are blind"
When your heart's on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they could doubt my love
Yet today my love has flown away,
I am without my love

Now laughing friends deride
Tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say
When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your eyes

(Smoke gets in your eyes, smoke gets in your eyes)

Smoke gets in your eyes

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get the boner out of your eye

WHen some one is being a annoying and is incredibly pissy you say whoa get the boner out of your eye!

Oh my god, i got a B+ on my test i;m so upset!
Dude, get the boner out of your eye!

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