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A triple cross between "mental flow," "zoning out," & "ozone layer" that refers to a person's state of mind when they're focusing intensely on something; i.e. an essay, video game, TV show, book, or project.
If a person focuses intensely enough, they will become enveloped in an impenetrable wall of concentration, which functions similarly to the earth's ozone layer. This "flowzone layer" acts as a shield that tunes out any possible distracting agents.
The strength or fragility of the flowzone layer depends on its ratio of "recepticons" (particles that promote listening) to "oblivi-ons" (particles that promote ignoring). If there are more recepticons, the flowzone layer will be weaker, making the focusing person more susceptible to outside interference. Likewise, more oblivi-ons will result in a stronger layer that is highly resistant to distractions.
Just as destroying the ozone layer is bad for the earth, attempting to breach the flowzone layer can have damaging effects on the focusing person. If a big enough hole is created, it will let in large amounts of harmful "UV" (Uncomfortable Vexation) rays that disrupt the person's concentration, making the person increasingly hot with frustration. Frequent enough annoyances can cause the frustration to transform into rage, resulting in the "Scream-house Effect." The Scream-house effect is to be avoided at all costs, and this can be done by simply LEAVING THE FOCUSING PERSON ALONE.
"Honey, did you talk to our son Jimmy?"
"I tried, but I couldn't get through to him. That little game of his must have caused him to form a flowzone layer. It's hopeless."
"Dude, quit trying to show me those YouTube videos! I'm trying to do math here and you're disrupting my flowzone layer."
"Sorry bro."
"Yeah, you better be."
"Wanna go to Jimmy John's?"
"..."
"I said 'Wanna go to Jimmy John's?'"
"..."
"That's one hell of a flowzone layer you got there, bud."
A layer of coziness that surrounds a person, much like the ozone layer surrounds the earth.
Noooo my cozone layer. Now I'm not cooooozzzyyy/
20 layers can be interpreted as
1) Formal Someone overdressing/having too much on
2) Slang Putting on an acceptable amount of clothing for cold weather
1) "You'd think it was cold, look at him with his 20 layers,
2) "It was bare blitz so I bust out 20 layers, you get me fam?"
see: Obone
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
Someone's ass crack.
Derived from mini wheats commercial when a wheat square has its robe a bit low and you can see his eight layers of whole wheat
Guy 1 :Look at that chick's 8 layers.
Guy 2 :Ya man she has to pull up her pants. No one wants to see the forbidden forest.
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Lesbian, one who exhibits the qualities of a lesbian. One who by definition of a lesbian prefers sexual fulfillment from another woman's genitalia (slang. carpet ) The term laid (to lay) is applied to carpet resulting in carpet layer.
Those women holding hands over there must be carpet layers!
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