played me like a jap

To be disrespected. To be treated like a fool.ok

My girl played me like a jap.

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Choke me like you hate me but you love me

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.

Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.

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she's like heroin to me

A song by 80's punk rock band The Gun Club. The phrase itself insinuates some kind of unhealthy fixation with a woman.

She's like heroin to me. She cannot miss the vein.

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love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.

“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”

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Play me like a fish

When one commences to try to trick you or play you, the fish makes no sense in the sentence just as trying to play you doesn’t make sense. Similar to the saying playing on my top

Eric, you thought I was gonna look why you tryna play me like a fish.

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finger me like a bitch

When the fingering feals so good you cum

finger me like a bitch daddy

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