Melbourne Cup

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.

What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!

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Melbourne, Fl

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives

Melbourne, Fl.....

WHY DO PPL STAY HERE?!

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Melbourne Mouth

The melbourne mouth or commonly known as #mm is a facial expression in which one will open their mouth as wide as it can go. This expression is adopted in awkward situations or occurences where it is so awkward that a person will be unable to explain their actions, or defend themselves, and thus can only respond with a melbourne mouth.

"that lachlan is a genuine tosser"

"hes right in front of you mate"

melbourne mouth

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Melbourne Boi

That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.

Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom

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Melbourne Sound

A joke of a subgenre, attempting to unify EDM, electro, vague dance aspects and is as close to electronica authenticity as Bonkers was to grime. In fact, most of its shitty synthesised overlays sound like they've been sampled straight from Dizzee's Bonkers they're that shit.
Fortunately, this shitty attempt at music (or making people wanna commit acts of sexual harassment and probably suicide) died in 2014, with the only known perpetrators of this hideous noise left living in remote areas of North Wales as they're bored as fuck.

"Josh, are you listening to fucking Melbourne Sound again?"

Josh: "Yeah"
"In the shower?"
Josh: "Yeah"
"You're tensing in front of the mirror to it again aren't you"
Josh: "Yeah"

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Melbourne Cup

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.

Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.

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West Melbourne

An area of Melbourne Florida that people who live there refer to when they don't want to say they live in "melbourne". West Melbourne is home to far classier estates, less drugs, less gangsters - oh and it is home to the police station, which makes people feel safer.

oh you live in melbourne?

no i live in west melbourne.. near the big church and the nicer people

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