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motard

a retard that rides a moped

look at that motard on the moped.

by brett h November 27, 2006

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Motardation

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.

I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.

by The Bard of Morgan County October 23, 2009

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motarded

Adj./Mil A combination of "motivated" and "retarded". So motivated that the individual looses common sense and does dangerous or outright stupid things, or follows protocol to the point that the individual fails to achive things. IE, the individual is so motivated that they are retarded.

Person 1: "Alex ran out into the open at a Machine Gun Nest to try and shoot the crew"
Person 2:"Well, we've always known he was motarded, but I admit that brings it to new heights."

by Dab Brill May 29, 2005

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motard

A french guy retard that likes mustard.

ya damn mootard

by Toxik April 21, 2003

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Motards

Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.

I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!

by Chlamydia Forecast May 19, 2011

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motard

Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded

"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"

by Metaka February 2, 2003

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motard

motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.

"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."

by Teemo2001 July 22, 2008

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