obo de mayo

Antonym for ano de mayo. "Obo de mayo" is a term used to describe one who is very (de mayo) obese (obo).

After eating an entire seven layer chocolate cake, one girl giggled, "Omigod we are so obo de mayo."

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My Oboe is a Jangl'in

It refers to the member after streneous activity when the sac becomes less tense and your nut sac might possible explode!!!!!

Oh Shit! My Oboe is a Jangl'in I hope my nards don't aspolode!

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shank you with my oboe

to stab one with an oboe

leave me alone or i am going to shank you with my oboe

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Odd black out ( obo )

That one black person that does a sport that most black people don't do.

" Kaykay. What are you doin today"
" About to go snowboarding. Wanna join watermelondraydray?"
" Me+cold= hell naw so hell naw. Who's goin with you tho?"
" it's me , Tyler, Kyle, Stacy , Victoria, Andrew , and Judi."
" Ha you such a Odd black out ( obo )!"
" No shit Bruh."

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doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).

You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

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Oboe

A clarinet... * drops mic.*

Bootie Girl: THE OBOE IS NOT A FUCKING CLARINET!!!!!

Saxophonist: yea because the oboe isn't fucking.

Oboe

A super duper cool awesome wood-wind instrument. Its double reeded, and often can sound like a dying duck if the player is not chosen by the oboe. *only* super cool awesome people play oboe. Oboeists often get too much hate, and will most certainly cry when a oboe is being chopped up. Onions are not cool.

Person 1: Wow, look at that guy playing oboe! Hes so awesome. I wish i could be chosen by an oboe too.
Person 2: I know right, that oboe guy is just the coolest. Everyone wishes they were an oboeist.
Oboeist: I know, im so cool. Thank you- Thank you everyone!
The whole world: *Erupts in applause and everyone gives the oboeist 1000 dollars each.*