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dirty old man

A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.

C'me here, you dirty old man!

by Mr Whoohoo December 27, 2006

222๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


Seedy Old Man

A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.

Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?

Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me

by The messanger of truth January 20, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Man Phil

Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.

Old man phil want to go to Wang's for lunch?

by DCA April 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net

The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.

by PLEDGE BIRD July 25, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Man Syndrome

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.

1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.

by yumyumgopop September 24, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

68๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sad Old Man

A sad old man, other than the obvious definition, is what some female vaginas look like. This is because of there resemblance to a wrinkly old guys face. They can also be heading south some what like a pensioners face does.

As the middle aged women lifted her skirt to receive her smear test the doctor cried "ewww, it looks like a sad old man!"

by Likeable Guy August 31, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž