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A counter-productive, meditative manner of thinking often exerted by those under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
"Hey Nigel, what's up man!?!?"
"Dude, leave him alone, he's being philosophical right now..."
"Man, he must be trippin' balls!"
(philosophy)
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What ego-driven people would like to believe is the cause of all the worlds problems.
"Look at that guy burning the philosophy department. His ego must be larger than life."
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Some guy who needs to stop thinking thoughts I don't want him to think "In practice people who study philosophy too long become very odd birds, not to say thoroughly vicious; while even those who are the best of them are reduced by ... philosophy to complete uselessness as members of society."
Hym "You... You go fuck yourself guy..... Don't call me useless... Prick.."
Iam "Don't say that."
Hym "You shut up."
Iam "Sorry..."
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Something that no one is able to agree upon. Might possibly be the greatest achievement of mankind as well as the stupidest shit ever, nobody really knows. Whatever man.
Dude 1 : I study philosophy.
Dude 2 : Yeah sure, whatever! Hahahahaha
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A way for individual(s) to make conclusions and observations about the world based one's own belief, selective opinions, assumptions and in some cases delusions, alienating majority of evidence, logic and facts.
Philosophy is an earlier form of discipline for observing and making sense of the world, things and events, surpassed by scientific method allowing civilization to make substantial progress rather then wasting about 99.9% of time assuming things and debating while not getting anywhere.
Person A: "Money is not important in life, Thats my philosophy"
Person B: "Hey look!!! I just got myself and ice cream from money I made by working hard and contribution to society, so where is your philosophy now?"
Person A: "LALALALA.... Gimmmee that ice cream, I am hungry!!!!"
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A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.
Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.
Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)
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