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When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.
“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”
“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”
“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”
“ you disgusting slippery bagel”
A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.
Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.
Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.
Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?
Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.
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When you’re balls deep in your mrs while in the shower and pull your dick out and shove it in her ass and she tries to climb up the glass
Oh yeah have you ever slippery gheckoed your mrs it’s mad
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An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?
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Slippery Oboe – River Style
The maiden voyage of the “Slippery Oboe” was first weathered in July 1975 on the North Branch of the Manistee River in Michigan. In actuality the Oboe is a long musical instrument but in this application it’s substituted with another obvious long instrument. Next a truck inner tube is used as a floatation device for river tubing. Two riders male and felmale position themselves on a large tube, male first straddles the tube bottom down and female in his lap. On a secluded section of the river the maestro (male) uncases his “Oboe” from the side of his swim trunks for some quality playing time. The Slippery (wet) Oboe is then plugged into the conductor’s (female) orchestra chamber from behind while she is positioned on his lap. The tubers then carefully balance themselves back onto the tube and begin to float. The male then takes responsibility for guiding the tube and providing the desired timbre (motion) – the female then enjoys the large range of timbre and dynamic range of notes of the free floating ride of estacy.
Maynard talked Julie into a “Slippery Oboe” duet while tubing on the Manistee.
Mike and Kathy were please with the erotica of floating on their tube and subtlety working their steamy version of the “Slipper Oboe” and the floating climatic crechendo at band camp!
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a mexican person that just doesnt look trustworthy. often dresses in rags and unkept, not uncommon for them to have mullets.
A slippery gypsy just stole all of my nacho's.
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Someone who goes back and plays additional holes on a golf course without paying for them.
The ranger looks drunk today, lets pull a Slippery Pete and get 18 in.
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