Snail

History: Began as an accidental mix of slamming and nailing when one could not decide which word to use.

The act of brutally punting/bashing/slamming/nailing another.

That hoebag wouldn't stop complaining, i was about to snail her.

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Snail

A disgusting little slug with a shell on it but for some reason people eat them, whenever I see them I want to throw up

Guy 1: oh, look a snail
Guy 2: *vomiting*

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Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.

“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”

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snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)

That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!

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Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

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Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

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snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

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