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When you have sex with a guy whose very well endowed and it feels like his member is in your stomach even after he pulls out
“Damn, my stomach hurts. That guy was big af , feel like I got dick stomach”
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An effective method for the revival of persons rendered semi/unconscious by excessive consumption of carbonated alcoholic beverages such as beer; Performed by swift, repeated compressions to their bloated abdomen; It is often followed immediately by profuse vomiting and feelings of betrayal.
The only way to get that drunk fuck off my couch was a viscous round of stomach CPR. He puked all over himself and hasn't come back since.
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Round or irregularly shaped pseudo-food typically found in school cafeterias or military mess halls.
"God, that smell. You do that?"
"Sorry, stomach grenade..."
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That bad feeling you get in your stomache after swimming for about an hour.
Hey you want to get something to eat,all that swimming made me hungry.
Nah,I have a bad swimmers stomache right now.
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Any sort of illness of the stomach or digestive tract.
Stomach ailments include Stomach flu, vomiting, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, etc.
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A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.
Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"
Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."
Bob: "Oh."
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Heartburn brought on by over-consumption of meats and cheap liquor. Common in those of Ashkenazi descent.
Josh: Chorizo?
Jon: Man, don't even talk to me about chorizos, I got some serious polish stomach situation going on.
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